Funny single life quotes

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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  2 months ago

  double, double life, even, here, holding, humor, life, life management, living, management, people, relatability, single, single life, struggle, together

• The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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  2 months ago

  activity, before, best, dating, freedom, fun, fun activity, independence, life, meet, pre-meet, relationship, single, single life

• Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, dating, end, humor, life, me, not for me, relationship, single, single life, something, unfortunately, want

• I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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  2 months ago

  dating, humor, issue, life, politics, relationship, single, single life, voter

• Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, awkward, awkward moment, confused, confusion, date, dating, dating app, deleted, going, grocery, grocery store, humor, interaction, just, life, moment, shopping, single, single life, social, social interaction, store, walk

• Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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  2 months ago

  40, activity, age, dating, fun, fun activity, hide, hide and seek, humor, life, loneliness, looking, over, relationships, seek, seeking, single, single life

• Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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  6 months ago

  black, black mold, cute, humor, life, mold, relationship, relationship status, self-deprecation, shower, single, single life, status

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