Funny single life quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, my longest relationship was with my WiFi and snacks! 😂🍕📺 #LivingTheDream"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the single life is here to stay! Who needs a significant other when you have Netflix and snacks, amirite? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #ForeverAlone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

  Commentary:
  "Who says being single isn't political? 🗳️😂 Don't worry, your relationship status is always on the ballot! #SingleAndReadyToMingle #VoteForLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

  Commentary:
  Dating over 40 is like playing an intense game of Hide and Seek, except you're the one in camouflage trying to blend in with the furniture! 🙈 Who needs a partner when you're the undisputed champion of disappearing acts? 🤣 #ExpertHider #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

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