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12 Funny slap quotes

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

1 month ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

1 month ago

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

3 months ago

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

3 months ago

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

3 months ago

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

3 months ago

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

3 months ago

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

3 months ago

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

3 months ago

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

3 months ago

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

3 months ago

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

3 months ago