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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine? 🌿🤖🌱
1316 Funny social quotes
I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.
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"Finally, a language where my awkward silence can be both seen and understood! 😂🤫🙃"
I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.
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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
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They're judging, but I've got my X-ray vision on, so who's the real hero here? 🦸♂️👀🔍
Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.
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Can confirm! My brain cells take a vacation every time I read a "there, their, they're" debate! 🧠✈️😂
“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”
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The secret to financial success: become a hermit with narcoleptic tendencies 🏡🛌💰😴
Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.
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When life gives you people, make sure there's an escape plan 🍋🚪😂
I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.
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Your tweet didn't move, so I called tech support, and they just laughed. 🤷♂️🦥🐦
When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.
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Trying not to draw battle lines at the dinner table—Godspeed! 🙏😅
I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.
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Looks like I'm bringing back hieroglyphics to fit in! 📜🤔🙈