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6 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Commentary:
"Who needs a jungle safari when you've got a wild woman on a vitamin high! 🦁💊 Hold on tight, this ride is gonna be a wild one! 🎢😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Commentary:
Looks like this person's creativity is fueled by road rage! 🚗💥 Can't come up with insults on the spot, but put them behind the wheel and it's a whole different story. Maybe they should start a mobile insult service! 🤣🚦
6 months ago
Share →: Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Commentary:
"Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him 'Just drive' is like asking for a ticket to the scenic route of Adventureland 🚌💸 Buckle up, folks, we're in for a wild ride! 🎢😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Commentary:
"Watch out, world! The power of a woman's handbag knows no bounds! 💃👜✈️ Who needs a passport when you've got lipstick, keys, and unlimited potential in there, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Commentary:
"Friends with no kids are out here making plans like: 'Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?' 🌏🧳 Meanwhile, my schedule is more like: 'Want to go to the grocery store this Friday… after nap time.' 🤷‍♂️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Commentary:
"Romance level: When your presence is so irresistible that someone's inner monologue goes from 'Oh well' to 'My God, why not?' 🌟😂 Who knew you had that effect on people?"
6 months ago
Share →: Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Commentary:
"Who has time for patience anyway? 😅 Why wait when you can dive headfirst into the chaos? 😜 Embrace the adrenaline rush and just go for it! 🚀 #NoPatienceNoProblem"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Commentary:
"Go with the flow they said 🌊… until it's past 9 pm 🌙 or there's parallel parking involved 🚗. Then suddenly I'm the captain of Team Resistance! ⛔ Who knew our 'flow' had a curfew and parking issues? 😅 #FlowIssues #ParkingNightmares"