22 Funny Spotify quotes

• According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, got, humor, i, most, music, play, played, self-reference, Spotify, wrapped, year

• “I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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  4 weeks ago

  apple, Apple Music, called, consumerism, disgusted, ethical, ethical consumerism, fair, fair trade, humor, i, mom-and-pop, music, music platform, platform, sarcasm, service, Spotify, still, streaming, streaming service, trade

• Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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  4 weeks ago

  competition, girlfriend, humor, listener, maybe, music, next, relationship, should, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, top, try, wrapped, year

• People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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  4 weeks ago

  baby, humor, irony, media, nobody, people, picture, post, sharing, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, wrapped

• “You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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  4 weeks ago

  comparison, DM, DMs, humor, i, introduction, jealousy, media, music, presence, relationship, same, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, through, wrapped

• Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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  4 weeks ago

  actually, artist, daily, daily habit, day, exaggeration, habit, i, listen, listening, literally, me, music, never, special, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, streaming, talent, telling, times, wrapped

• Therapy? I have Spotify.

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  2 months ago

  health, humor, i, joke, mental, mental health, music, relaxation, Spotify, therapy

• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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  2 months ago

  comedy, crime, entertainment, health, helpful, humor, mental, mental health, mental wellness, music, music taste, playlist, should, Spotify, suggestions, swift, taste, taylor, therapy, top, true, true crime, wellness

• Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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  2 months ago

  data, entertainment, humor, personal, personal data, Pornhub, should, Spotify, statistics, wrap-up, year

• Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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  2 months ago

  entertainment, forget, humor, interests, Pornhub, preferences, seeing, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, streaming, wrapped

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