Funny spring quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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