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Funny spring quotes

Funny spring quotes 🌸 bring sunshine and smiles ☀️ just when you need them most! Whether you’re dodging pollen sneezes 🤧 or chasing after buzzing bees 🐝, these witty gems will brighten your day and add a splash of laughter 🌼. Get ready to bloom with joy and giggle through the season’s quirks—because springtime is way more fun when you’re laughing! 😂🌷

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Posted onApr 1, 2025Apr 1, 2025

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Posted onMar 21, 2025Mar 21, 2025

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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