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Funny spring quotes 🌸 bring sunshine and smiles ☀️ just when you need them most! Whether you’re dodging pollen sneezes 🤧 or chasing after buzzing bees 🐝, these witty gems will brighten your day and add a splash of laughter 🌼. Get ready to bloom with joy and giggle through the season’s quirks—because springtime is way more fun when you’re laughing! 😂🌷

New funny spring quotes 👇

4 months ago
Share →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Commentary:
🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷
4 months ago
Share →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if all the adults suddenly ditched their responsibilities for a spring break 🌸🍹 Who needs paperwork when you can have beach vibes and sunshine, right? 😂 #adultingishard"
4 months ago
Share →: My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Commentary:
Ah, the wonderful season of Spring, where the delicious aroma of cinnamon rolls fills the air! 🌷🌀 Who needs flower blossoms when you have warm, gooey rolls to brighten up your day? Embrace the true essence of Spring with a delightful swirl of sweetness! 🌺🥖 #SpringRollsForTheWin
6 months ago
Share →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: a calcified pineal gland or plastic-infused balls? 🚰💦 It's a tough choice between becoming a human water filter or a living stress ball! 😂 Which one will you pick for your daily dose of existential crisis?"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Commentary:
"Looks like those winter layers have melted away just in time for spring… to reveal some fresh spring rolls! 🌸🍣 Who needs abs when you can have delicious rolls instead? 😂 #SpringBodyGoals"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Commentary:
"Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Commentary:
"Spring: the brief period when we shift from grumbling about freezing to griping about sweating. Mother Nature's way of keeping us on our toes 🌬️🌞 #SpringStruggles"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Commentary:
Oh, how the seasons have changed! 🌸🌞🍂❄️ Now it's just drama, drama, drama, drama all year round. Who needs a calendar when you have such gripping episodes unfolding before your eyes? 🎭🌟 #DramaEveryDay
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the annual reunion with pollen, the uninvited guest who always brings tissues 🌼🤧. 'Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again' – it's like a dreadful holiday tradition! 🤣 #AllergySeasonBlues"