Funny spring quotes

I'd like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

We used to have "spring, summer, fall, winter". Today we have "drama, drama, drama, drama".

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025