Funny stay home quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

  Commentary:
  "Folding laundry is the ultimate paradox – you're putting in all this effort just so you can relax at home… 🤔🧺💫 It's like preparing for a vacation to your couch! #LaundryDayStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

  Commentary:
  🎶🪗 Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! 😄🎵

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