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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Going viral on Telegram:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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Share →: Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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"Folding laundry is the ultimate paradox – you're putting in all this effort just so you can relax at home… 🤔🧺💫 It's like preparing for a vacation to your couch! #LaundryDayStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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"Who needs the gym when you can have a piece of cake workout, right? 🍰💪 Even the dumbbells are jealous of that sweet treat! 😂 #CakeOverWeights"
6 months ago
Share →: Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Commentary:
🎶🪗 Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! 😄🎵

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Breaking via TikTok:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Live now on Messenger:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Just landed via YouTube:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Live now on Discord:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Live now on Snapchat:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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