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Funny stay home quotes

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025