Funny sticking quotes

• Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, boyfriend, everyone, eye, eyes, funny activity, googly, googly eye, humor, introduction, new, potato, prank, sticking

• Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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  3 weeks ago

  asking, awkward, before, dental, dental visit, dentist, fingers, humor, humorist, joke, mouth, prank, question, silly, sticking, visit

• I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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  4 weeks ago

  expression, finger, gratitude, humor, i, me, middle, middle finger, sticking, sticking up, support, thank

• My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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  1 month ago

  breakfast, child, furniture, guess, humor, i, next, pancakes, parenting, sticking, sticky, syrup, week

• I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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  1 month ago

  favor, forehead, humor, order, people’s, sign, sticking, warning

• I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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  1 month ago

  bed, dangerously, edge, foot, humor, i, life, live, living, living life, night, over, risk, sticking

• The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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  1 month ago

  art, curiosity, fine, humor, meddling, nose, sticking, where

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