Funny sticking quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your child's breakfast choice has turned your furniture into a breakfast buffet! 🥞🍁 Get ready to have a sticky situation on your hands (and probably your couch) for the next few days! Just remember, a pancake-scented home is the latest interior design trend 😉🛋️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

  Commentary:
  "If only life came with an 'out of order' sign option for those particularly glitchy individuals 🚫🤖😆 #WarningLabelNeeded"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

  Commentary:
  Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You're a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures

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