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Surviving a pandemic just to botch a cake recipe—where do I collect my adulting trophy? 🏆🍰🙈
68 Funny survival quotes
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.
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That's one expensive starvation sauna 😂💸📉
Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.
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When life gives you lemons, just blast some tunes and make a dance party instead of lemonade! 🎶🍋💃
We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.
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Guess I'll have to settle for a snowcone instead of a cake slice 😂☃️🍰
Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?
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Guess we should start rooting for those Cloudflare blips — our surprise digital superheroes! 😂🔌🌩️
If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.
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Going live on family drama is the true Thanksgiving parade 🎥🍿🦃
Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃
Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?
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Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! 🤸♂️😅🧁
I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.
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Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️
Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?
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Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅