Funny suspicion quotes — Wordgag ツ

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

2 months ago2 months ago

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

2 months ago2 months ago

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Jan 25, 2025

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Jan 24, 2025

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Jan 21, 2025