Funny suspicion quotes

• I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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  3 weeks ago

  assume, bookmark, building, case, humor, humorist, i, me, media, people, posts, social, social media, suspicion

• Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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  3 weeks ago

  accusation, AI, claim, era, false, false claim, getting, humor, misunderstanding, modern, modern era, suspicion, technology, trial, using, version, witch, witch trial

• The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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  3 weeks ago

  animals, great, having, house, humor, joke, just, mouse, single, sure, suspicion, thing

• It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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  1 month ago

  adults, childhood, clever, cleverness, growing, growing up, humor, i, interesting, kid, realization, self-discovery, situation, suspicion, think

• The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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  1 month ago

  eat, eating, forbidden, forbidden knowledge, gel, humor, knowledge, me, silica, silica gel, suspicion, told

• If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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  1 month ago

  circle, doubt, friendship, humor, relationships, rhombus, suspicion, triangle, trust

• My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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  1 month ago

  alone, behavior, Funny, funny behavior, humor, interaction, leaving, moved, only, people, regret, social, social interaction, suspicion, time, trust

• Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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  1 month ago

  behavior, cult, humor, introvert, making, only, side eye, silence, sit, social, social behavior, suspicion

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