Funny suspicion quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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