Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting: realizing that not all grown-ups are as smart as they seemed when we were young 🧠💡. It's a tough pill to swallow, especially when you start to suspect that your childhood heroes might have just been winging it all along! 🤷♂️🙈 #AdultingIsHard"

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.
Commentary:
"Maybe silica gel is not keeping our snacks fresh, but rather guarding secrets we're not ready to handle 🤫🔮 Maybe the forbidden knowledge it holds includes the secret to perfectly folding a fitted sheet and the ultimate dad jokes collection! Who knew those tiny packets were such troublemakers? 🤔😂 #SnackWars"

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.
Commentary:
"Ah, the geometric gossip of trust issues! 🤔 If you're not in the inner sanctum, you might find yourself wandering in the wilderness of suspicion shapes. 🔺🔲 Better start practicing your angles if you want to be part of the circle! 😉"