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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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Trending via WhatsApp:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Trending via Telegram:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Going viral on Twitch:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Making waves on Messenger:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Spotted on Facebook:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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63 shares on X this month:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

43 shares on Threads this month:

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

25 shares on Slack this month:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

89 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Breaking via X:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Going viral on Discord:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Trending via Reddit:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Just landed via Instagram:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Live now on Threads:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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