Funny quotes talent

20 Funny talent quotes

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

1 month ago

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

2 months ago

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

2 months ago

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

3 months ago

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

3 months ago

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

3 months ago

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

3 months ago

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

3 months ago

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

3 months ago

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

3 months ago

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

3 months ago

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

3 months ago

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

3 months ago

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

3 months ago

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

3 months ago

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

3 months ago

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

3 months ago

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

3 months ago

Talents: eating!

3 months ago

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

3 months ago