23 Funny talent quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

  Commentary:
  When your talents are priceless, but your bank account wishes they weren't 😂💸 #SkillzForDays

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs sleep masks when you can sleep like a pro with your eyes wide shut? This person must have a PhD in snoozing!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're the master of awkwardness, huh? 🙈 Who needs a superpower when you can create awkward moments on demand? Your friends must love the rollercoaster of cringe you take them on! 🎢😅 Just remember, every awkward situation is just a hilarious story in the making! Keep spreading that awkward charm! ✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe God also has a strict 'no refunds' policy 🤔🏅🙏 #InGodsHands #WinningStreakButDontLoseFaith"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a very particular set of useless skills.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of mastering useless skills! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs practical talents when you can juggle expertise in things like making the perfect paper airplane and reciting outdated movie quotes? 🔮 Embrace your unique set of useless skills and dazzle the world with your wonderfully unhelpful abilities! 🎩✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

  Commentary:
  🚗🎤 "My car singing hits high notes…literally! 🎶 It's like my talent took a detour while my volume hit turbo mode! 🤣 Maybe I should stick to showers for now! 💦🛁"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

  Commentary:
  "Professional Pillow Fluffer: Because fluffing pillows requires zero motivation or talent, just pure dedication to comfort. 💤😂 #DreamJob"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's quite the holiday conundrum! 🎁💁‍♀️✨ Who knew wrapping skills and comedic charm were intertwined in such a mysterious way! Looks like I'll have to practice my gift wrapping to improve my beauty and humor game. 🤔😄 #StriveForBoth

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