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Funny task quotes

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I probably never die because I don't finish anything without a specific deadline.

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025