21 Funny task quotes — Wordgag ツ

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

1 month ago1 month ago

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

2 months ago2 months ago

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

2 months ago2 months ago

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

3 months ago3 months ago

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

3 months ago3 months ago

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

3 months ago3 months ago

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

3 months ago3 months ago

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

3 months ago3 months ago

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

4 months ago4 months ago

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

5 months ago5 months ago

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Mar 18, 2025

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Jan 28, 2025

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Jan 27, 2025

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Jan 27, 2025

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Jan 26, 2025

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Jan 25, 2025

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Jan 25, 2025