22 Funny teasing quotes — Wordgag ツ

Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

1 month ago1 month ago

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

2 months ago2 months ago

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

2 months ago2 months ago

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

2 months ago2 months ago

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

3 months ago3 months ago

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

3 months ago3 months ago

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

3 months ago3 months ago

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

3 months ago3 months ago

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

3 months ago3 months ago

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

3 months ago3 months ago

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

4 months ago4 months ago

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

4 months ago4 months ago

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

4 months ago4 months ago

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

4 months ago4 months ago