13 Funny teasing quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I've got a PhD in Friendology and a minor in Awkwardness! 😂🎓👥 #NewKidOnTheBlock"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

  Commentary:
  "All the rumors are true, and the truth is even juicier! 😜📢 #SorryNotSorry"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I'm truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

  Commentary:
  "Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯‍♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

  Commentary:
  "😂 'At your big age' is the shade equivalent of 'bless your heart' – lethal and polite! 💀🙌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ll see you in your nightmares.

  Commentary:
  "Can't wait for our terrifying reunion! 😱😴👻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

  Commentary:
  "When you go low, I go high… on sarcasm! 🎢😅"

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