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Blink if you want me!

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Trending via Snapchat:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Just shared via WeChat:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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