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I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
673 Funny technology quotes
If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.
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Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.
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Finally, a use for deep fake technology that saves us from the 'Can you hear me now?' struggle! 🤔🤖💼
Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?
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Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵
I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.
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🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!
Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.
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"Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"
Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.
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Siri's trying her best, but she's still in beta on Earth 🤖😅
No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.
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When your email thinks it's playing hide and seek: challenge accepted! ✉️🔍😎
If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.
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Remember, if they're still poking, they're probably OK! 😆👵📱
Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?
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Sounds like a job for the Phone-nappers! 📱🕵️♂️🚨