28 Funny teenager quotes

Funny teenager quotes perfectly capture the ups, downs, and hilarious moments of being a teen! 😄🤪 From mood swings to epic comebacks, these quotes highlight the quirks of adolescence in the funniest way. Get ready to laugh at the wild ride that is teenage life! 😂🎉

28 Funny teenager quotes - My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent

28 Funny teenager quotes - When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the audacity of the teenage charger negotiator! 🙄 It's like a high-stakes game of 'Battery Wars' in the house! ⚡️😂 Next time, maybe we should start charging rent for those borrowed chargers! 💸🔌"

28 Funny teenager quotes - When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Commentary:
Ah, the cycle of life: yearning for the next stage until we realize being a cat might just be the ultimate goal! 🐱 Who can resist the temptation of napping all day, getting pampered, and being worshipped like a furry royalty? 😸 Just imagine the bliss of chasing toys, enjoying the sunshine, and having humans take care of your every need. Adulting can be tough, but being a cat? Purrfection! 🌟 #LifeGoals

28 Funny teenager quotes - Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, how perspectives change as we grow older! 👵🧓 Remember when we all cheered for Baby as a rebellious teen, but now we're just thinking, "Girl, please! Listen to your parents!" 🙅‍♀️ Maybe it's time for an updated remake: "Disciplined Dancing" featuring Baby getting grounded for her antics! 😉🕺💃 #GrowingPains

28 Funny teenager quotes - I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Commentary:
Ah, teenagers – the original living AI systems with attitude! 🤖🙄 Who needs ChatGPT when you've got a built-in encyclopedia of sass and eye-rolls at home? 😂 #TeenagerKnowsBest

28 Funny teenager quotes - I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Commentary:
"Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"