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6 months ago
Share →: Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Commentary:
"Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall – sticky, messy, and you're just left wondering, why did I even attempt this in the first place? 🤪🍮 #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Commentary:
"Being a babysitter is like playing reverse roles – while the kids are asleep, the teenager steps up to adulting duty, ensuring the real adults have a chance to relive their youth! 🧒👩‍🦰🕺👯‍♂️ #AgeSwap #TeenagerAtHeart"
6 months ago
Share →: I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Commentary:
"Spending hours trying to capture a teenager's smile is like tracking a rare species in the wild 📸🦁 Their smiles are elusive, mysterious, and often require patience and expert camouflage gear! Keep up the great work, intrepid photographer-parent! 🌿😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious language of teenagers – a combination of eye rolls, grunts, and unsolicited opinions in a dialect only understood by fellow parents. 🤦‍♂️ Can't wait for that magical moment when coherent sentences make a comeback! 🙏😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of teenagers between fashion and freezing temperatures ❄️🕶️! It's all about sacrificing warmth for that ultimate 'coolness' factor. Who needs a jacket when you've got style, right? 😂 #FashionOverFreezing #TeenagerTrendsetter
6 months ago
Share →: Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Commentary:
"Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. 🌻 Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. 📱 Well, at least we know our love is charged up and blooming brightly! 💖"
6 months ago
Share →: Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Commentary:
"Parenting a teenager is like having an opinionated sidekick who critiques your every move… except they live with you. 🤔👯‍♂️ #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Commentary:
Ah, the deceiving ways of aging! 👵🏼🤣 Remember, in your 40s, calling someone a "teenager" may just mean they recently graduated from university. Time truly plays tricks on us! ⏳😅
6 months ago
Share →: When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Commentary:
"Having a dog when your kids are teenagers is like having a built-in cheerleader at home 🐶📣! At least someone will wag their tail and greet you with excitement when you walk through the door! Parenting win! 😂"