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Mondays are like boomerangs—no matter how far I toss them, they keep coming back! 😩🔄😂
1034 Funny time quotes
Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.
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That's right, I'm just following doctor's orders as I enjoy my leisurely 20-year spa day 😂🛁⏳
Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.
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Adulting: the ultimate escape room with no exit! 😅🧠🔐
The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Trying to postpone tomorrow like it's a dentist appointment 😅🕒🌙
Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.
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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.
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When Sunday Funday turns into Sunday Scaries by 8 p.m.! Guess the couch won today 🍕🛋️😅
What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?
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That's called being a humble-brag magician: magically insecure and overconfident at the same time! 🎩✨😎😅
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻
The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.
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I was today years old when I realized 'big naturals' weren't part of National Geographic's top attractions 😂🌍🏞️