74 Funny together quotes

• First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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  activity, couple, crime, criminal, criminal history, date, date idea, first date, history, humor, idea, joke, others, relationship, search, together

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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  double, double life, even, here, holding, humor, life, life management, living, management, people, relatability, single, single life, struggle, together

• Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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  assembly, even, frustration, furniture, humor, kid, kids, learn, parenting, piece, putting, swear, swear word, today, together, word, words

• When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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  Beatles, humor, interpretation, lyric, lyric interpretation, me, music, over, right, say, song, song lyric, The Beatles, together, why

• I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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  awareness, before, effort, end, going, humor, i, life, life struggle, motivation, need, point, procrastination, put, real, self, self-awareness, shit, struggle, together, waiting, world, world end

• Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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  beat, health, humor, i, irony, joke, mental, mental health, schizophrenia, together

• I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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  bring, chatter, communication, conversation, friendship, fun, i, love, me, much, socializing, talkative, talking, together, yapping

• Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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  40s, age, assembling, floor, furniture, getting, getting older, humor, life, life stage, old, older, put, sit, sitting, sitting on floor, stage, together, too, welcome

• I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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  camera, chaos, frame, humor, humor quote, i, joke, life, mess, only, together

• Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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  bed, bedtime, busy, comfort, excuse, feet, foot, foot rub, got, grasshopper, humor, i, laziness, little, pajamas, procrastination, rub, showered, sorry, together, tonight

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