43 Funny together quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

  Commentary:
  Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm! 😂🔧 Who needs fancy tools when you have the power of makeshift fixes and witty comebacks? 💪😜 Keep calm and meme on, folks! 🤣 #LifeHacks #SarcasticSolutions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

  Commentary:
  "Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮‍♂️ #FashionFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

  Commentary:
  "Looking for the lost and found department for 'shit together' items 🤔💩 #LifeGoals #HelpWanted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the classic combo of jittery energy with a side of lung damage! ☕🚬 Who needs a yawn when you can have a wheeze, right? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

  Commentary:
  🎅🎄🎁 Well, it seems like Santa might have some competition for the spotlight on Christmas Day! Forget Jesus, it's all about the jolly old man in red, am I right? Who wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of the merry gift-giver himself? Looks like Santa's sleigh is pulling ahead in this festive race! 🤣 #SantaClausIsComingToTown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

  Commentary:
  "Big shoutout to all the smooth operators out there pretending to have their lives in perfect order, when really we're all just winging it like pros! 🕶️🎩 #FakeItTilYouMakeIt #MasterOfDisguise"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a team of social media philosophers here, ready to take on logic and reason one meme at a time! 🤪💻 Who needs facts when you've got viral content, am I right? Keep up the good work, trendsetters! 🙌🏼🔥 #LogicWho #ReasonIsOverrated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backbone when you have a layers of gooey, melty cheese holding you up? 🧀💪 It's a brie-lliant way to live life, one cheesy layer at a time! 😄🍝 #CheeseIsTheGlueThatHoldsUsTogether"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

  Commentary:
  "Getting your sh*t together only to have the world end? That's the ultimate plot twist! 🤷‍♂️😅 Better make sure the apocalypse doesn't ruin your glow-up game plan!"

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