Funny Tuesday quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

  Commentary:
  When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️‍♂️🍿

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Tuesday decided to pull a full week's worth of drama! 😅🍷 Who knew midweek could feel so exhausting? Here's to surviving the chaos—one sarcastic coffee at a time! ☕️🙃

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

  Commentary:
  "Well, it's a true struggle trying to stick to healthy eating when there's a holiday or a day of the week involved. It's like they have it out for our diets! Maybe we need a new calendar that only has days labeled as 'Salad Day' to keep us on track."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing days! It seems that after Tuesday, the week plays a little game of hide-and-seek with our sanity. Just when you think you have a handle on things, *poof*, it's WTF o'clock!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

  Commentary:
  "Living near the coast sounds like a dream! Just casually strolling on the beach on a Tuesday? Must be nice 😒🏖️ If only my nearest 'coastal area' wasn't a three-hour drive to a muddy river. Oh, the envy is real! 😂 #BeachGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unexpected time warp from Friday to Tuesday! Time to play catch up with the days like a real-life game of Where's Waldo 🤔⏰ #TimeTravelTroubles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the magical world of adulthood, where every day feels like Monday's hangover…except it's just Tuesday! 🥴☕️ #AdultingLikeAPro"

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