84 Funny TV quotes

Funny TV quotes highlight the hilarious moments that make our favorite shows so memorable! 📺😂 From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud scenes, these quotes capture the comedic brilliance that keeps us glued to the screen. Enjoy a laugh and relive the humor from TV’s finest moments! 😄🍿

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’…

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"Ah, the joys of motherhood – where a full-body cast starts looking like a spa day 🧘‍♀️💆‍♀️ Take a deep breath, mama – relaxation comes in many forms! 😅👶 #MomLife #SpaDayOrERDay"

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every sur…

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"Parenting tip: if you can't win an argument with your kids, just overwhelm them with the power of your vacuum cleaner! 🧹📺 Who needs words when you have the ultimate cleaning weapon at your disposal? 😂 #ParentingHacks"

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the…

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Oh, the thrill of sibling rivalry and the sprinting skills developed during ad breaks – lost on the Netflix generation! 🏃‍♂️💨 They'll never understand the heart-pounding excitement of dodging furniture on a mission to claim your spot in front of the TV before the show resumes. A unique form of childhood cardio that deserves a comeback! 📺🛋️ #ThrowbackTVMoments

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I fo…

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"When all hope seemed lost and the darkness of despair loomed overhead, salvation appeared in the form of… the remote! 🙌 Who knew a small piece of plastic could hold so much power and bring such joy to a seemingly ruined life? 😂 #DramaOverRemoteFound"

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I j…

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Ah, the mystery of the built-in antenna! 🤔📺 It seems like nowadays even our electronics are trying to confuse us with their origins. Who knew Antenna was the new tech hub making all our TVs? 😅 Next thing you know, our toasters will be labeled "Made in Pop-Upville"! 🍞🏗️ #GlobalVillageMysteries

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV sho…

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Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅‍♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likab…

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"Who needs fictional drama when real life is already giving you enough characters to roll your eyes 🙄 at? Time to switch from Hollywood plots to real-life shenanigans for some entertaining chaos! 🍿😂 #LifeIsTheBestShow"

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, c…

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"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a sing…

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Ah, the classic troubleshooting method of our generation! 📺🔨 Who needs technical expertise when you've got the magic touch of a well-timed whack? 😂💥 It was a simpler time when TVs were sturdy enough to withstand our DIY repair skills! #ThrowbackTechRepair

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can sa…

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"Using subtitles not only enhances your language skills but also upgrades your intellectual repartee level! 📺📚 Who knew Love Island could be a source of enlightenment? Keep impressing everyone with your 'I was reading about' moments! 🤓✨"

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