61 Funny understanding quotes

• The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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• My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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  barks, communication, dog, human, humor, i, intelligence, me, pet, smarter, understand, understanding, words

• Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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• The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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  aging, escape, humor, i, live, loneliness, nature, older, people, solitude, squirrels, talk, understand, understanding, why, woods

• Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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  communication, conversation, funnier, humor, interaction, know, messages, person, social, social interaction, texting, understanding

• Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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• If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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• I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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  ancestry, bad, current, enough, family, fascination, humor, i, knowing, never, understand, understanding

• Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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  communication, confusion, direct, direct signals, good, humor, i, luck, me, mixed, mixed signals, relationships, sarcasm, signals, time, understanding

• Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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  big, big word, communication, effort, humor, i, irony, language, photosynthesis, understanding, word, words

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