Funny unread quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 9-to-5 job when you can reign over your domain of unread books in your literary fortress? 🏰📚 Just call me the King/Queen of Procrastination! 👑😂 #BroodingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been an unread email.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stay awake during yet another unnecessary meeting like… 💤💻 #EmailsOverMeetings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *sweats nervously* 📚😅 Well, you see, I like to give them time to marinate in their unread glory before diving in. It's all about building up that suspense, right? 😉 #BookwormProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day 'I'm here for you, but also conveniently ghosting you' reassurance! 😆📱 Don't worry, I'm just a few unanswered calls away from reaching out…eventually! ⏳💬"

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