Funny quotes value

13 Funny value quotes

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

3 weeks ago

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

1 month ago

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

3 months ago

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

3 months ago

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

3 months ago

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

3 months ago

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

3 months ago

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

3 months ago

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

3 months ago

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

3 months ago

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

3 months ago

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

3 months ago

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

3 months ago