Funny quotes value

13 Funny value quotes

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025