14 Funny value quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

  Commentary:
  "Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

  Commentary:
  "If you can't handle me at my ramen noodle budget, then you don't deserve me at my avocado toast splurges."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of money… always a hot topic! 💰💸 It seems some things never change, just like the eternal battle between wanting to save money and wanting to spend it all in one go! 😅💸 #MoneyTalks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, regular cows, the Cash cows are here to moooo-tivate the herd! 🐄💰 Who needs milk when you can have money? 😂💸 #CashCows"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like our vocabulary just got a bit cheaper! 📸💸 Better start snapping those selfies, you might just become a best-selling author unintentionally! 📷📚 #InflationaryLanguage #ClickforthWorth

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