21 Funny value quotes

• You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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  4 days ago

  8, business, create, deadline, hours, humor, productivity, shareholder, time, value, work

• Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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  2 months ago

  attitude, comedy, destruction, great, humor, i, irony, mind, object, sarcasm, sentiment, smash, value

• Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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  2 months ago

  calm, losing, me, money, only, priorities, regret, rest, right, say, value

• If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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  2 months ago

  broke, confidence, deserve, humor, me, money, relationship, self-worth, value

• You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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  2 months ago

  angry, angry man, estate, happiness, having, home, home value, humor, know, man, positivity, real, real estate, relationship, value

• 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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  2 months ago

  30, 50, age, buy, humor, inflation, life, money, new, perspective, used, value

• If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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  2 months ago

  1, ago, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, investment, joke, let, let that sink in, sink, ten, value, worth, year’s

• I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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  2 months ago

  everything, humor, i, irony, life, money, still, think, thought, used, value

• The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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  2 months ago

  breed, cash, cow, humor, joke, pun, value

• Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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  2 months ago

  back, childhood, expensive, Lego, much, nostalgia, paid, parents, pricing, should, too, toys, value

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