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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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43 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

13 shares on Slack this month:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

I love it when God gives me money.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Just landed via X:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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