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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

3 months ago

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

3 months ago

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

3 months ago

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

3 months ago

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

3 months ago

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

3 months ago

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

3 months ago

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

3 months ago

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

3 months ago

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

3 months ago

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

3 months ago

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

3 months ago

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

3 months ago

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

3 months ago

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

3 months ago

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

3 months ago

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

3 months ago

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

3 months ago

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

3 months ago

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

3 months ago