Funny weekly quotes

• …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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  2 months ago

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• I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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  2 months ago

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• Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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  2 months ago

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• You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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  2 months ago

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• Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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  2 months ago

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• I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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  2 months ago

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• If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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  2 months ago

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• Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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  2 months ago

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