77 Funny weight quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be a dream come true! 🌟 Instead, it seems like most labels have a disclaimer that translates to: Warning, may cause extra trips to the snack cabinet and sudden urge to nap. 😂 Oh, the irony of medication side effects! #WishfulThinking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

  Commentary:
  "If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷‍♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️‍♀️💨 #LegDayGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you've got the ultimate winter survival strategy – move over bears, there's a new hibernator in town! 🐻🍔 #HibernateAndChill"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unfair world of metabolism… Some folks are out there digesting books while others merely glance at a cookbook and can feel the calories settling in. 📚🍔📖 Guess we'll just have to rely on our charm and wit to compensate for those extra pounds! 💁‍♂️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

  Commentary:
  "Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃‍♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"

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