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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Just landed via Threads:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Trending via Pinterest:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Just shared via YouTube:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Spotted on Slack:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Funny WhatsApp quotes

Funny WhatsApp quotes add a touch of humor to your everyday chats on this popular messaging app! 📲😂 Whether it’s poking fun at those endless group chats, hilarious autocorrect mishaps, or the quirks of digital communication, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Enjoy a dose of comedy and brighten up your WhatsApp conversations with these witty gems! 😄💬

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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2 months ago

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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2 months ago

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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2 months ago

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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2 months ago

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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2 months ago

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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2 months ago

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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2 months ago

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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2 months ago

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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2 months ago

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15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

21 shares on Threads this month:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

60 shares on Threads this month:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

50 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Running from your problems is cardio.

69 shares on X this month:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

17 shares on Facebook this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Telegram:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Just landed via Snapchat:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Going viral on Instagram:

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Live now on Slack:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Trending via Snapchat:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Just shared via Instagram:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Going viral on Slack:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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