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Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Breaking via TikTok:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Live now on WeChat:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Just landed via Slack:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Funny WhatsApp quotes add a touch of humor to your everyday chats on this popular messaging app! 📲😂 Whether it’s poking fun at those endless group chats, hilarious autocorrect mishaps, or the quirks of digital communication, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Enjoy a dose of comedy and brighten up your WhatsApp conversations with these witty gems! 😄💬

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Social Media Stars ⭐

11 shares on WeChat this month:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Going viral on WeChat:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Just landed via Instagram:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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