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"Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. š·āØ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"
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- We can put a man on the moon but we canāt find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
- Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.
- Do you ever feel like youāre a white shirt and life is a red wine?
- Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
- The most Iāve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.
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How about a nice bottle of "Apocalyptic Merlot" š·š„ Or perhaps a cheeky "End of Days Cabernet" šš Perfect for savoring the chaos and uncertainty with a hint of dark humor! š #SipAndSurvive š·š¤Ŗ -
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Well, it sounds like someone's got their daily priorities sorted – coffee for the morning buzz, wine for the evening relaxation, and cheese for that delicious snack attack! š·āļøš§ Looks like this person knows the key ingredients for a well-balanced *ahem* lifestyle! -
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"Who says you need a reason to celebrate? š· Make Wednesday feel like the weekend with a cold bottle of wine ready to go! Cheers to turning hump day into cheers day! š #WineWednesday" -
Share ā: It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.Commentary:
"Wow, talk about getting some 'whine' with your wind workout! š¬ļøš· Just breezing into the wine store like a true connoisseur. Maybe Mother Nature just knows you need a little vino after that intense cardio session! šØšŖš¼ #windyworkout" -
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"Looks like we've got a new challenger for the ultimate party trick! š·š§ Sorry Jesus, seems like this person has some *serious* hydration skills on their side. šŖš #waterbender" -
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"Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I said '30 minutes' and realized that wasn't the right answer… unless they mean how long it takes me to pick one out! š·ā³š" -
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Ah, the eternal dilemma – do we embrace the caffeine kick of coffee āļø or the cozy warmth of mulled wine š·? Decisions, decisions! Remember, there are no wrong choices when it comes to starting your day with a bit of liquid joy… Cheers to embracing the festive spirit in all its forms! šāØ -
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"Seems like the concept of 'wine budget' was lost in translation for this person š·ā³ Next time, maybe theyāll stick to the 'price tag' rather than 'time spent' approach šā³ #TimeIsNotMoney" -
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"Who knew all it takes to be a winner is a little wine and a whole lot of dinner š·š½ļø Brunch is good, but let's be honest, being a winner is definitely better! Cheers to the perfect pairing of food and confidence šŖš"
Top Funny Wine Quotes š„
- We can put a man on the moon but we canāt find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
- Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.
- Do you ever feel like youāre a white shirt and life is a red wine?
- Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
- The most Iāve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.
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