11 Funny witty remark quotes

• If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I must retire to my chambers about this.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Ugh, but profoundly.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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  4 weeks ago

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• To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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  1 month ago

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• I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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  1 month ago

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• Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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  1 month ago

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• No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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  1 month ago

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