Funny witty remark quotes

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025