Funny work ethic quotes

• A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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• I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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• The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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• If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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• The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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• The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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• Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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  4 months ago

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