638 Funny work quotes

• Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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  3 weeks ago

  cry, humor, job, laughter, least, never, paid, productivity, weekend, work

• Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

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  3 weeks ago

  Facebook, humor, i, joke, media, myself, PowerPoint, presentation, safe, sarcasm, social, social media, sorry, work

• The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, hour, hours, humor, Monday, time, weekend, work, worst

• Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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  3 weeks ago

  another, conclusion, discussion, end, everything, humor, irony, meeting, meetings, needs, office, procrastination, work

• If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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  3 weeks ago

  doing, humor, just, love, nonsense, office, relationships, talking, thinking, time, work

• Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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  3 weeks ago

  break, day, done, humor, job, just, over, productivity, quitting, today, work

• If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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  3 weeks ago

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• Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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  3 weeks ago

  comment, humor, interaction, joke, media, response, selfie, should, social, social media, work

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