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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³ has shared:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has viewed:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§ has copied:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡² has viewed:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡§ has viewed:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ has downloaded:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ has bookmarked:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡© has shared:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Έ has downloaded:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Just shared via Facebook:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

People will be like β€œthere is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Trending via Threads:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Shared recently on WeChat:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like β€œHow to teach your kid to not bite”.

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37 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

90 shares on X this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

78 shares on Slack this month:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a β€œfun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

97 shares on Threads this month:

β€œAre you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό has shared:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± has shared:

Parents be like β€œBoys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egΓ©rmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means β€œmouse cinema”.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡· has copied:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promiseβ€”1-2 years at most.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ has copied:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has downloaded:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has copied:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Breaking via Snapchat:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Trending via YouTube:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Shared recently on Telegram:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Trending via Pinterest:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Just shared via WeChat:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Making waves on Messenger:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Live now on Threads:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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