Funny workday quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of pre-midweek burnout setting in early! 🏠😅 Who needs a time machine just to fast forward to the weekend? ⏩🙋‍♂️ Hang in there, you're doing great! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

  Commentary:
  "Who said you can't be productive in just 7 minutes? 🚀💼 Must be aiming for that world record for quickest workday ever! 😂⏰ #EfficiencyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring old slide when you can have a dinosaur ride to wrap up the day?! 🦕 Just imagine the looks on your coworkers' faces as you cruise past them in style! Definitely an epic way to end the workday, for sure! 😂"

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