42 Funny year’s quotes

• I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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  2 months ago

  casual, celebration, comfort, eve, humor, new, New Year’s Eve, outfit, relaxation, sweatpant, sweatpants, year’s

• My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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  2 months ago

  ago, delete, full, guess, humor, i, memory, phone, procrastination, second, spiderweb, storage, time, video, year’s

• Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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  2 months ago

  40s, 50, aging, expectation, humor, life, people, saying, ten, wait, welcome, year’s

• That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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  2 months ago

  30, another, break, feeling, lunch, odd, over, still, work, year’s

• Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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  2 months ago

  again, coworker, coworkers, day, even, every, guy, never, quit, think, year’s

• Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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  2 months ago

  coming, humor, life, mouth, music, nostalgia, right, smash, Smash Mouth, start, stop, time, year’s

• Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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  2 months ago

  activity, celebration, eve, fun, fun activity, going, humor, i, just, kissing, me, midnight, new, New Year’s Eve, outside, scream, think, year’s

• As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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  2 months ago

  40s, age, even, family, father, humor, husband, loud, new, New Year’s resolution, proud, resolution, sneeze, year, year’s

• I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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  2 months ago

  exaggeration, funny statement, humor, i, joke, million, statement, time, year’s

• My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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  2 months ago

  anything, ghost, haunted, here, house, housemate, humor, joke, lived, noticed, strange, year’s

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