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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.
My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.
Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.
My summer body has been pending for about ten years.
That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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5 months ago
Share →: I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Commentary:
"Wow, someone call the Exaggeration Police 🚔 because we've got a rare species here! It's been a million years since they last stretched the truth! 🤥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Commentary:
"Either the house *ghost*ed you or you've been living with some very lively spirits all this time! 👻😂 Who you gonna call? Definitely not the Ghostbusters! 🚫👻 #HauntedHouseMystery"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Commentary:
🎉🥳 "I'm done with making resolutions! It's about time the years step up their game and start being better, don't you think? 😆 Let's see some improvement, 2022! #NewYearSameMe" 🙌
5 months ago
Share →: My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Commentary:
"I must have missed that software update… 🚗⚠️ Maybe I should trade in this model for a newer, more reliable model! 😅💡"
5 months ago
Share →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Commentary:
Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang
5 months ago
Share →: What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perpetual oddity of life, like a never-ending carousel of weirdness! 🎢 It's as if every day is a peculiar puzzle waiting to be solved… or maybe just laughed at 😄. Here's to hoping for slightly less strange days ahead… maybe? 🤔"
5 months ago
Share →: You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting an education would come with a retirement plan! 🎓💸 Sounds like we deserve a diploma in financial planning too! 💼😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Commentary:
"From standing out in a crowd to blending in at dull meetings – who knew adulting came with such plot twists? 🤷‍♂️ At least you can brag about your versatility, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those alligators…they've got a long memory and an even longer lifespan! 🐊💯 Better be on your best behavior or they just might outlast you and see you later! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Commentary:
Well, at least the Titanic's pool is dedicated to maintaining its H2-legacy! 💦🚢 Who knew the ship had its own eternal hydration plan? Just keep swimming… or sinking, in this case! 😄 #TitanicPoolGoals