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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Going bananas on Instagram:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Trending via Discord:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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33 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

87 shares on Threads this month:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Making waves on Pinterest:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Breaking via Threads:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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