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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

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You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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