I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up,… Commentary:Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted. “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up. My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.