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"Imagine the precious seconds saved by The Weeknd every time he skips that extra 'e'! 💸 Maybe we should all start dropping vowels to boost efficiency! 😂 #TimeIsMoney"

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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