In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.