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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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