Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like it's time to make a divine wish list! πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friendβs sonβs birthday and Amazon tells you itβs been a year since you bought this item. Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything. If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding? I canβt believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!