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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.