I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I l…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of unrequited love in the digital age – a modern-day tragedy in 5 steps! 🙈💔 Maybe the 999 other girls were just practice rounds in the game of love. Who knew narrowing down your options could be so challenging? Keep your chin up, Romeo! 🌟"

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as…

Commentary:
"Sex without love is like eating a cupcake without icing – still delicious, just missing that extra sweet touch! 😜💕 Who needs love when you've got some good ol' fun, am I right?"

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Commentary:
"Adulting in 3 words: Permanent Chaotic Circus 🤹‍♂️🎪 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, here comes yet another plot twist to keep you on your toes! Embrace the chaos, embrace the unexpected – that's just the thrilling rollercoaster ride of being a responsible grown-up!"

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve nev…

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate art of Hobbysomnia – where one masters the skills of snoozing and waking up feeling like they just ran a marathon in their dreams! 😴🏃‍♂️ Sweet dreams, sweaty awakenings! 😆"

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the mon…

Commentary:
"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking o…

Commentary:
Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! 🎁😅 It's like Amazon is reminding you, "Hey, time flies when you're hunting for the perfect gift!" ⏰🎉 Looks like you've just won the "Efficient Shopper of the Year" award! 🥇🎁🤣

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate game of trying to figure out what to do during that awkward moment between birth 👶 and death 💀. Don't worry, we're all just winging it! 🤷‍♂️😂"

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one dri…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic paradox of a car nap – simultaneously rejuvenating and risky! 😴🚗 It's like a power nap with an element of danger thrown in for good measure. Just imagine waking up with a jolt and realizing you've been driving on autopilot… literally! Drive safe, nap safe, folks! 😅"

Happy new fear!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mix-up between 'year' and 'fear' 🤣. Let's embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here's to a 'spooktacular' new year ahead! 🎉👻 #HappyNewFear"

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Commentary:
"Who needs invisibility when you've got such undeniable visibility? 🍔👀 #CantMissThis"

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