The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, that escalated quickly! ๐โโ๏ธ๐โก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Iโve never been married, but I tell people Iโm divorced so they wonโt think something is wrong with me. Why would I get married when itโs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? Why is everyoneโs main goal to get married and have kids? Like, donโt you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries? You donโt scare me, I was married once. I canโt wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.