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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Going viral on Facebook:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Going bananas on Messenger:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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