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I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

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The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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