When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.