You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️

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