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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.