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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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