Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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50 shades of single.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?