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Wow, who knew my life had so much in common with outer space? 🌠🔥😅
Author Archives: slickboy
Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.
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Looks like you're the VIP guest at the Love Triangle Gala! 🎉🚴♀️❤️
Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.
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Giving off "I could fight a bear" vibes while secretly being the bear's cuddle buddy 😂🐻🌸
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.
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When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆
On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.
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Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.
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This kid was really ahead of their time—dreaming of inboxes instead of ice cream trucks! 📧😄
What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.
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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸
My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.
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Sounds like you're the master of solo adventures! 🕵️♂️📚 #SecretPastLife