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Napping: the underrated luxury of adulthood 😴✨#CouchGoals
Author Archives: slickboy
You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.
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Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.
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That's just efficiency gym: the laziest workout that still counts! 🏋️♂️😅
Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’
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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂
Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.
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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️
They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.
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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂
Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.
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When your outfit is too fire for a Monday and needs to marinate until Saturday 🔥😎✨
My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.
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Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.
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Turning plants into professional listeners one splash at a time! 🌿💦😄
Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.
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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational