24 Funny 20 quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

  Commentary:
  "Bruschetta: the food that leaves you torn between enjoying its deliciousness 🤤 and regretting the aftermath cleaning 🧹. It's a culinary rollercoaster ride! 🍅🥖 #MessyButWorthIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Hollywood has found a more renewable resource than actual pandas – the beloved Kung-Fu Panda franchise! 🐼🥋 Who needs real pandas when you have Po and the Furious Five bringing the laughs and kicks on the big screen? Maybe the next movie should be titled "Kung-Fu Panda: Pandamonium"! 🎬😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

  Commentary:
  "Spending $20: the classic tale of good intentions and sneaky temptations 🤑💸 Just like a game of 'would you believe,' your wallet always ends up saying 'Oh, I believe it, all right!' 🙈💸 #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

  Commentary:
  📦 "Ah, the classic case of 'box tossing remorse' – who knew that a simple cardboard container could spark such existential uncertainty? 🤔 Perhaps in 20 years, that box will be celebrated as a lost treasure, forever haunting your husband's dreams… 😅 Just remember, in the world of boxes, one person's trash is another person's future storage solution!"

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