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3 months ago
Share →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Commentary:
"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Commentary:
"Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I'm the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets"
4 months ago
Share →: “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Commentary:
"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Commentary:
"Surround yourself with chatty friends, and suddenly you're nominated for 'Best Listener' award! 🏆🗣️ #TalkLessListenMore"
5 months ago
Share →: Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Commentary:
"French bulldogs: the international playboys of the dog world 🇫🇷💃 Are they French or Puerto Rican? The mystery deepens! 🤔🐶 #FrenchieConfusion"
5 months ago
Share →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit a bump in the space-time continuum, Marty! 🕰️🔥 Doc would definitely have some choice words for this situation 🤔 #BackToThePresent"
5 months ago
Share →: They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the great snowflake mystery… 🤔❄️ Who's out there meticulously inspecting each flake for uniqueness, I wonder? Maybe a team of very dedicated tiny scientists armed with magnifying glasses! 🔍🔬 Or perhaps it's just Mother Nature's way of keeping us entertained! 🌬️😆 #SnowflakeInspector"
5 months ago
Share →: Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Commentary:
"Alcohol: the original performance-enhancing elixir – unless you count stumbling and slurred speech as top-tier talents! 🍹🙃 #DrinkResponsibly"
5 months ago
Share →: My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Commentary:
🤥 "Surprise! Your online friend might just be your real-life accountability buddy in disguise! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, even behind the screen, honesty is the best policy! 😉 #CaughtRedHanded"