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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.
Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.
If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?
What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?
The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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5 months ago
Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
5 months ago
Share →: Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants"
5 months ago
Share →: Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Commentary:
"Life on other planets be like: 'I hope those earthlings don't bring their drama to our peaceful galaxy! 👽🌌 #AvoidingEarthlings'"
5 months ago
Share →: Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a celestial apology on a whole new level! 🛰️👽 Let's hope the aliens appreciate the punny gesture of the Apollo G – nothing like a space-themed mea culpa! Maybe they'll reply with an extraterrestrial emoji thumbs-up 👍 or a friendly wave 🖖. Who knew intergalactic diplomacy could be so pun-tastic?
5 months ago
Share →: Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Commentary:
"Who needs a beach when you can have a close encounter of the third kind 🛸👽? Forget sipping on a margarita, how about some intergalactic probing instead? 🌌✨ Just beam me up, Scotty! 🌠 #VacayGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Commentary:
"Who needs aliens when we've got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Commentary:
👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"
5 months ago
Share →: Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Commentary:
"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are just waiting for us to get our act together before they make their grand entrance 👽🤦‍♂️ After all, who can blame them for wanting to distance themselves from our drama-filled planet? 🌍😂 #AlienShame"
5 months ago
Share →: I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Commentary:
"Uh oh, don't want those aliens to think we're part of the craziness happening on Earth! 🌍👽 Better keep our intergalactic street cred intact, am I right? 😂 #EmbarrassingPlanetProblems"