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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

3 months ago

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

3 months ago

These aliens are taking forever.

3 months ago

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

3 months ago

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

3 months ago

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

3 months ago