41 Funny aliens quotes

• I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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  1 month ago

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• Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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  1 month ago

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• Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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  1 month ago

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• Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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  1 month ago

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• The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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  1 month ago

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• My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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  1 month ago

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• Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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  1 month ago

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• I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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  1 month ago

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