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6 months ago
Share →: Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Commentary:
Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God 🙏! I've been looking for an excuse to finally use my "alien invasion survival kit" 👽. Time to put those binge-watched sci-fi skills to good use! ✨🚀👾 #ReadyForTheExtraterrestrialLife.
6 months ago
Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"
6 months ago
Share →: My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, this year I'm not only reaching for the stars, but also making sure the extraterrestrials have my back 👽🚀 Who knows, maybe they'll invite me for a ride on their spaceship! #TeamAlien"
6 months ago
Share →: Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Commentary:
"Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove"
6 months ago
Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
6 months ago
Share →: Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants"
6 months ago
Share →: Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Commentary:
"Life on other planets be like: 'I hope those earthlings don't bring their drama to our peaceful galaxy! 👽🌌 #AvoidingEarthlings'"
6 months ago
Share →: Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a celestial apology on a whole new level! 🛰️👽 Let's hope the aliens appreciate the punny gesture of the Apollo G – nothing like a space-themed mea culpa! Maybe they'll reply with an extraterrestrial emoji thumbs-up 👍 or a friendly wave 🖖. Who knew intergalactic diplomacy could be so pun-tastic?
6 months ago
Share →: Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Commentary:
"Who needs a beach when you can have a close encounter of the third kind 🛸👽? Forget sipping on a margarita, how about some intergalactic probing instead? 🌌✨ Just beam me up, Scotty! 🌠 #VacayGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Commentary:
"Who needs aliens when we've got humans to deal with, am I right? 👽🌎 #OutOfThisWorldDrama"